It seems, fellow brothers of Christ, that my personal computer may very well be possessed by a evil spirit sent by the devil himself! For I am only able to make these comics in the service of the LORD on one day every year.
Luckily, I will be having an exorcism performed on the machine to drive out the devil, for he is nothing compared to the power of God and will have no choice but to flee from His might!
Such base trickery will not stop me from spreading the good news of Jesus, aided by my collection of dolls, all of whom sing their praise to the heavens!
May the LORD be with you!
First year someone truly took the bait, hook, line, and sinker…(over on DA, at least)